If you are a client who wants breakthrough ideas to help market and sell your brand, and you have a reasonable budget to help us pay for our GAS, including the stuff powering our cars, homes, offices and brains, and eminating from our babies’ diapers, hop on.

If you are a client or creative person or entrepreneurial spirit with the GRASS that gets us high — meaning an amazing opportunity or worthy project that will make us proud, allow us to showcase our insights, creativity and style and possibly impress that client with gas money, climb aboard.

If you are a client who wants a favor because you currently lack adequate funds for your killer start-up or noble venture, we’ll give you a free hour of our time. After that, if we still have interest in collaborating, we will expect a piece of your ASS. This piece of ass may be delivered in the form of equity in your company, guaranteed deferred payments, referrals, free resort condo time or duty cleaning doodie from said diapers. If you can promise this ass in writing, let’s ride.